jab dekhti ho mujhe mera dil "boot" ho jaata hai,
aur isme tera "operating system" load ho jata hai.
mere dil k "desktop" pe tere chehre ka "background" nazar aata hai,
aur "screen saver" me tera hi naam lahrata hai.
Bhagwaan ne aisa apna LAN saza k bheja hai,
Tujhe "server" aur mujhe tera "clint" bana k bheja hai.
Kabhi to mere "commands" ko "execute" kiya karo,
Kabhi to meri "request" pe "response" diya karo.
Kabhi to kholo mera "folder",meri "file" pe "click" karo,
Kabhi to mere dard ko samjho,mere dil ko "pick" karo.
jab hans k dekhti ho mujhe,"antivirus" ka kaam karti ho,
par mere jigar ko "hack" karke,mujhe hi badnaam karti ho.
kabhi to mere dil ki "site" pe "visit" kiya karo,
Apne dil ko mere dil se "hyperlink" kiya karo.
har "webPage" pe mujhe tera chehra nazar aata hai,
Aur har "link" mujhe tere dil tak le jaata hai.
Mera dil "cut" karke le gayi,apne mann me ise "paste" karo,
p-4 ka use karo, p-1 me mat time waste karo.
bina tere ye LCD,monocrome ho jaaega,
Plz "shut down" mat karna, varna mera "System blast" ho jaaega...............
this is origionally written by 3 best frns....... (Myself,Rajneesh and Nikhil).. most talented guys of Disha college,Raipur three years ago
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heyyy nice poems well done keep it up......
its like
Tum Hi To Meri Aankhon Ka Cursor Ho.
Tera Imac Jaisa Badan,
Pentium Jaisi Chaal Ka Main Diwana Ho Gaya Hoon.
Tum Hi To Meri Zindagi Ka UPS Ho.
Jab Se Tumhe Apne Dream.Com Par Download Kiya Hai,
Meri Puri Zindagi Hi Reboot Ho Gayee Hai.
Pehle To Main Ghanton Baar Chatroom Mein
Pretty_Girl Aur Cute_Face Ko Dhoondta Rehta Tha
Par Jabse Tum Ek Virus Ki Tarah Mere Rom/Ram Mein Sama Gayee Ho,
Mere To Dil Ki Drive Hi Format Hogaya Hai.
Ab To Life.Net Mein Ek Hi Applet Ka Hyper-Link Hai
Aur Woh Jaata Hai Seedhe Mydreamgirl.Com Par,
Yaani Ki Tumhare Paas.
Main To Tumhare Server Ka Client Ho Gaya Hoon,
Aur SNA Ho Ya ATM, Kisi Bhi Network Se Tumhen Capture Kar Loonga.
Man To Chahta Hai Ki Saare TCP/IP PROTOCOL Todkar Ek Packet Ki Tarah
Tumhare Application Layer Mein Apne Presentation Layer Ka Session Khol Doon.
Tumhare Liye Main C To Kya, C++ Bhi Paar Kar Doonga
Aur Cobra Ho Ya Corba, Sab Ko Khatam Kar Doonga.
Oops! Tum Meri Ho Jao.
Meri Sweetdreams.Org Ki Rani, Tumhen
To Main Is Jahan Ke Kisi Bhi Frame Se Dhoond Loonga.
Meri Pixel, Pixel Tumhare Pyar Ka Ikraar Karta Hai......
Tumhari Animation Bhari Image Ko Maine Mpeg, Jpeg Sab Mein Save Kar Diya Hai
Aur Tumhari Aawaz Ko Din Bhar Winamp Par Sunta Rehta Hoon.
Kaash Mere Pyar Ka Program Run Ho Jaaye
Aur Mhare 'Not Responding' Message Ko Main 'End-Task' Kar Doon.
Tum Jaldi Se Click Kardo
Varna Main Hamesha-Hamesha Ke Liye Is Duniya Se 'Ctl-Alt-Del' Ho Jaongaa.
Main To Tumhare Saath World Wide Web Ki Lehron Par Surf Karna Chahta Hoon.
Mujhe To Intezaar Hai Us Din Ka Jab Hamara Address Hoga Happily Everafter.Paradise.Net
Tumhare Ek-Ek Bit Ka Aashiq...
and like....
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo,
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo.
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao,
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao.
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki CHAHAT dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain.
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho,
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho.
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai.
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar,
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar.
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga.
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai,
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai.
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
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u rite so amazingly cool.....
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manish, Rajneesh and Nikhil .....u guys done a gud job.... very nice poem...... thanx 4 sharing...
Manish sir its awesome
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